Who’s your lacrosse party spirit animal?
Matt Gaudet The beauty from the north is the first nailgun to date to be shunned publicly by Pauly Rabs and his leftist regime. Walked in...
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Upper Decky Lacrosse
Oswald Van Bismark
Nov 113 min read
MIAA Preview
1. McDonough These boys are straight nails on the field. Off the field,, they are still being carried to victory by the midshipman....
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Oswald Van Bismark
Nov 83 min read
Trump 2024: Make the NESCAC Great Again
**Ford is currently hung bag down under in Australia so I had to post his work. Enjoy. I’m sure you already know this but it's a...
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Greg Swisher
Oct 115 min read
College Puck: Greg’s Early top 5
Cocaine, RBVs, and fake blondes on deck for the weekend and I guarantee I’ll be bringing a 4 home with me Saturday night. If you guys...
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Ryler "Rocker Step" Durden
Oct 102 min read
Quint Kessenich's preferred playlist to get wired
Spectrum (Say My Name) (Calvin Harris Remix) - Florence + The Machine The clear number one on the list is the unofficial decky anthem....
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Greg Swisher
Sep 303 min read
The state of the PLL & fall ball is here.
Well boys I’m back to it. Summer time is when I couldn’t give less of a shit about lacrosse and want to focus on my booze and my blow....
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Oswald Van Bismark
Sep 182 min read
MIAA Party Rankings!
Alright fellas, after a two week long coke bender and a lot of bad decisions, I am back with a new blog. I am so pleased to be dropping...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Aug 202 min read
The Role of Alcohol in the Recruiting Process
Alright fellas, let’s cut the bullshit and stop beating around the bush. Can we finally get down to the brass tax of what it takes to be...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Aug 152 min read
Danowski flips 5 star Will Pedicano from UVA
Surprised to see this happen. Usually kids are flipping the other way around after Lars preaches the word of Jesus Christ to them in his...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Aug 23 min read
Miller, Cronin shine for Team Upper Decky: War at the Shore Recap
Day 1: UPPER DECKY vs Fat Sunday, 8:15 am. 5-4 L Obvious nightmare fuel being matched up against Brendan Curry and his goons in the 8am...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jul 163 min read
Grittiest D1 Teams
Providence Gritty ass team coming out of Rhode Island. They haven’t been the most successful team in recent year but Bobby “Fuck your...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jul 93 min read
Grittiest D3 Teams
Denison Gritty ass team coming out of Ohio. These guys have been a force to be reckoned with in the NCAC the last couple of years and I...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jul 76 min read
Ford's Nescac Ranking for recruits
It’s been one amazing summer, the 4th of July, Trump schooling Biden in the debate, and my second biological son, Frederick Aloysius...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Jul 63 min read
Best chefs in college lacrosse
Brendan Curry, Syracuse (@the.hangrychef) Just take a look at the ig. Great dude, great chef, probably keeps it quiet with his girl in...
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Dick Johnson
Jun 262 min read
Who Has The Biggest Horn in The PLL?
Now I know what you’re thinkin’, new guy, writin’ about other guys wrenches. But if there’s one thing you need to know about Dick Johnson...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jun 183 min read
Ozzy’s 5 Transfers to Watch out for!
Connor Theriault- Brown to Tampa This is such a random but glue move that may be frowned upon by the communist Ivy League agendas that...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Jun 84 min read
D3 to D1 transfers I'm most excited about
Now that the championships are over, there are a few D3 guys moving up to the big boy league, and some D1 guys who realized that they...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jun 83 min read
Chetty's Transfer Portal Breakdown
Sorry about the firm's blog inactivity lately, we've been debating whether or not to write about the PLL (gay) or explore other options. ...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 283 min read
D2/D3 Natty Breakdown
Not the best weekend for the firm. Although ND winning the ship was expected, it's a shame that there wasn’t a single good game this...
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Oswald Van Bismark
May 282 min read
Notre Dame’s Crazy Postgame Rituals!
It is safe to say that after the game yesterday, downtown Philly looked like the fucking Bay of Pigs: complete and utter madness. Bodies...
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