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Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 12, 20232 min read
Handsome Reid leads Nova to Victory over Upenn
My cock was pointed to the fucking sky this weekend seeing these ivy league teams fall like trees in the amazon. Cornell? Played hung and...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 12, 20232 min read
Penn State finishes Ivy League trifecta by shelling Cornell
Penn state is officially back, and they're fucking rolllllllllllllling. After a close game against yale, followed by a thrashing of Penn,...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 10, 20235 min read
Chetty’s weekend preview
A great weekend of lax coming up, going to try my best to watch these games but I'm meeting up with my buddy chirp in vail this weekend....
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Preston Carmichael Prescott III
Mar 9, 20232 min read
Intern Preston Presents: DIII Player of the Week
Preston Carmichael Prescott III here bringing you my first annual Division III POW. You're welcome! I would now like to formally...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 8, 20233 min read
Tuesday recap - UVA, Lehigh, Delaware, and Dartmouth?????
These midweek games are a thing of beauty. Great excuse for me to get mildly shitfaced on a weekday. Lets get into it UVA 18 - Johns...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Mar 7, 20234 min read
What are some of the Top D1 Players Go To Drinks? Part 2!!
Hello everyone, my name is Oswald Van Bismark and I am a writer for the Upper Decky Lacrosse blog! I know we have a lot of new readers so...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 6, 20231 min read
Top Performers of week 4
Aidan Mclane, Brown These Mclane kids not only can't stay out of the brown sorority houses but our top performers list too, Cousin Aiden...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 6, 20232 min read
Marcus's week 4 player spotlight: Brent McVicker
Wow, this guy is a true stallion! With him on the wings, the Nittany Lions are 4-1 on the season and have sonned two Ivy League opponents...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 6, 20234 min read
Chetty's week 4 poll
With a lot of new readers to this blog, I'd like to formally introduce myself, Chet Rutherfurd, Babson attackmen back in 09, after...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Mar 5, 20232 min read
Bud Light Balsamo wins it for Duke in OT
Holy fuck boys this game was fucking electric. Like I don't even know where to start. Uncle B was fucking dialed, Will Mark played with...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 4, 20231 min read
Winkoff, Costin, gape Penn with 4th quarter thrust
Well well well, if you read my preview you guys know I loved the nitts to win this game. Kev Winkoff Bing legend dropping 5 genos and Max...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 4, 20231 min read
ND vs Maryland, Triple OT war
Let's be real OT was kind of a fuckfest, but wow. Both teams with great performances, Cousin Rup was dialed in cage for Maryland, Uncle...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 3, 20235 min read
Chet's weekend preview: Nd vs Maryland, Cuse vs Duke and more
Big weekend for a lot of teams, Georgetown could fall to 0-4, Cornell could prove a point and beat Ohio State, and Cuse could fall to 3-3...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Mar 1, 20231 min read
Marcus's week 3 player spotlight: Dutch Furlong
This beast has had Bucknell in his duffel bag this year, with 18 points through 3 games. He also has a sick ass name. For those that...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 1, 20232 min read
What are some of the best players pregame routines?
There's been a lot of speculation recently of what the best players are doing before their games; wether it's cheefing the elf bar,...
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Essexs Commonwealth
Feb 28, 20233 min read
Prep School Pre Season Rankings
Brunswick Brunswick is Upper Decky Lacrosse's 1. Where do we start? The fine men of Wick' lax have been highly recruited for a reason, it...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Feb 27, 20232 min read
Weirman, Maryland run a train on Sandoval and Princeton
If any of you read my article, "What are some of the Top D1 Players Go To Drinks?" you probably saw the part where I said Luke Weirman...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 27, 20233 min read
Chetty's Week 3 Poll
HM- Lehigh, Delaware, Georgetown, Jacksonville 20. Penn State A solid win over Yale, let's see if Tambroni can draw some special schemes...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 26, 20232 min read
Upper Decky lacrosses top performers of the week
Devon Mclane, Brown 9 genos and an apple leading Brown to a win over Vermont, seems like he's rebounding well after the Quinnipiac game....
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Feb 26, 20231 min read
Penn State exposes Yale
Jeff Tambroni has some sneaky shit up his sleeve when it comes to playing Yale. He's beat them two years in a row, and with last season...
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