This conference is full of beauties who seek to grow the game down south.  Robert E. Lee would be proud of all the studs down here...

Centennial Top 5 Their are some beauties in the centennial and they often come in 2nd to the Nescac for being the best conference in D3...

Boys it has been a brutal winter full of whiskey cokes and Colombian nostril fuel but it’s about that time of the year where I send the...

1. Army Going into this season, expect the Black Knights to be playing every game like they just jumped out of a fucken C-130 Hercules...

Towson The Tigers are the clear front-runner to win the CAA heading into 2025 as they return a solid core from last year’s championship...

1. Princeton Going into the 2025 campaign, we at this firm think the Tigers have a strong hold on the Ivy. They return a fuck load of...

1. Georgetown This team is gonna be good. Lots of losses offensively, but add nailgun Fulton Bayman and return a loaded defense with...

The Nescac is always stacked, and even some of the lower ranked teams here are still some of the best in the whole country.  Thanks to...

1) Maryland After falling to ND in the natty, the Terps come into 2025 with a laundry list of transfers: known freak Bryce Ford, Matthew...

1) Notre Dame We simply don’t see these guys slowing down in 2025. They are bringing back a good core from last year’s team in Ckav, Jake...

Unfortunately, I write to you all with solemn news.  Although Trump is going to dramatically improve the Nescac, and they/thems are...

Holy sweet mother of biblical Grandma tits Ozzy and Ryler put their minds together on this heater! You better come correct if you're...

Matt Gaudet The beauty from the north is the first nailgun to date to be shunned publicly by Pauly Rabs and his leftist regime. Walked in...

1. McDonough These boys are straight nails on the field. Off the field,, they are still being carried to victory by the midshipman....

**Ford is currently hung bag down under in Australia so I had to post his work. Enjoy. I’m sure you already know this but it's a...

Cocaine, RBVs, and fake blondes on deck for the weekend and I guarantee I’ll be bringing a 4 home with me Saturday night. If you guys...

Spectrum  (Say My Name) (Calvin Harris Remix) - Florence + The Machine The clear number one on the list is the unofficial decky anthem....

Well boys I’m back to it. Summer time is when I couldn’t give less of a shit about lacrosse and want to focus on my booze and my blow....

Alright fellas, after a two week long coke bender and a lot of bad decisions, I am back with a new blog. I am so pleased to be dropping...

Alright fellas, let’s cut the bullshit and stop beating around the bush. Can we finally get down to the brass tax of what it takes to be...