D3 Upper Decky All Americans and weekend preview
I was taking a walk and I saw Tyler Zanders give up his cardboard box he's been living in after leaving the firm, and a blowie to buy...
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Upper Decky Lacrosse
Tanner McCormick
May 234 min read
#PowerTanGambling - Championship Weekend 🏆
Well gents, last weekend of the season. It's been an electric run and it all comes down to Philadelphia. I'll be completely booze...
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Oswald Van Bismark
May 234 min read
Biggest D1 Stallions!! Part 2!
Silas Richmond- UAlbany This guy is an absolute fucking hoss. He eats concrete for breakfast andf jerks off in motor oil. A straight...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 214 min read
Chetty and Tyler’s thoughts on round 2
What a weekend of lax, can only imagine how electric Philly is going to be. Some staff members will be in attendance, look for the guys...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 204 min read
Ford's breakdown of the D3 Tournament so Far
A lot has happened these past week. The biggest upset happened since Hamilton beat Tufts in OT. It was when Washington and Lee beat...
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Greg Swisher
May 163 min read
Round 2 outlook with Greg.
Well boys, Greg is here to give you a much needed article about the upcoming weekend. I spent the early half of the week in Quebec...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
May 153 min read
6 D1 coaches who wheeled the most birds
John Odierna, Cuse Young enough that Jordan Vincent’s APhi girls ask about his ‘friend’, but old enough to need a blue pill to get it up....
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 133 min read
Ford's 5 Biggest Stallions in D3
Lot of good and lot of bad this weekend. I'm sleeping at the firm because I lost my house on the Wesleyan game (Fuck Sain't John...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
May 104 min read
My Top 17 Public School Teams.
Public schools are sick because you can beat a team 18-0 with a dozen players and a paraplegic, go home and choke the chicken, then black...
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Tanner McCormick
May 106 min read
#PowerTanGambling - NCAA Tournament Round 1
Holy fuck gentlemen it's tournament time and I'm absolutely fired up. I would like to preface this entire tournament with this: I...
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Tanner McCormick
May 94 min read
Lacrosse Commentators Tier List - Part 2
Welcome back for part 2 gentlemen, let's dive right in. B Tier Coach Demaio & Booker Corrigan (Package Deal) Coach Demaio dabbles in...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 84 min read
Tufts scrapes by, Ford's first round picks
Holy fuck. Reality is often disappointing. I wanted to see Tufts not get a bid, but because of their “strength of schedule” they ended...
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Greg Swisher
May 75 min read
Round 1 predictions with Greg.
Look fellas, who gives a fuck if I’m right or wrong just touch some bag and attempt to suck face with a Marist alum’s mother this...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
May 62 min read
2024 Zynwaarton final preview: Wyatt Ferda vs PJ Zynsner
Wyatt Ferda (colorado college) Height: 71 inches Weight: 195 (Girthy) Zyn of Choice: Cinnamon Preferred protein: Steak (Fresh cooked...
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Oswald Van Bismark
May 53 min read
How My 5 Worst Teams Finished The Year!
As the 2024 season is coming to an end, it is only right to see how my 5 worst teams are doing. If you have not read one of my previous...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 35 min read
D3 Pre Tournament Top 20
I’m not sure if you have heard but Inside lacrosse’s rankings are almost completely fake news. I’m 100% sure that CNN and Huffington...
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Tanner McCormick
May 34 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 13
Well gents we literally couldn't be colder if we tried so we have absolutely nothing to lose this week. We are currently sitting at a...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
May 24 min read
D2 Bracketology
I know we have some d2 haters but I got hornswaggled off a cart and now am suddenly all knowing and all seeing. No assurance our...
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Tanner McCormick
May 13 min read
Lacrosse Commentators Tier List - Part 1
Fellas after over a decade of watching lacrosse and after weeks of putting this tier list together, I am happy to present you with part 1...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 303 min read
Nescac Tournament Wrap up: Hamilton pulls off upset of the year, End of the road for Amherst and Trinity
This weekend was marked with some great wins and some tough losses. I beat some tax evasion charges from last month, and I was way more...
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