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Upper Decky Lacrosse
Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 28, 20243 min read
D2/D3 Natty Breakdown
Not the best weekend for the firm. Although ND winning the ship was expected, it's a shame that there wasn’t a single good game this...
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Oswald Van Bismark
May 28, 20242 min read
Notre Dame’s Crazy Postgame Rituals!
It is safe to say that after the game yesterday, downtown Philly looked like the fucking Bay of Pigs: complete and utter madness. Bodies...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 24, 20243 min read
D3 Upper Decky All Americans and weekend preview
I was taking a walk and I saw Tyler Zanders give up his cardboard box he's been living in after leaving the firm, and a blowie to buy...
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Tanner McCormick
May 23, 20244 min read
#PowerTanGambling - Championship Weekend 🏆
Well gents, last weekend of the season. It's been an electric run and it all comes down to Philadelphia. I'll be completely booze...
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Oswald Van Bismark
May 23, 20244 min read
Biggest D1 Stallions!! Part 2!
Silas Richmond- UAlbany This guy is an absolute fucking hoss. He eats concrete for breakfast andf jerks off in motor oil. A straight...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
May 21, 20244 min read
Chetty and Tyler’s thoughts on round 2
What a weekend of lax, can only imagine how electric Philly is going to be. Some staff members will be in attendance, look for the guys...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 20, 20244 min read
Ford's breakdown of the D3 Tournament so Far
A lot has happened these past week. The biggest upset happened since Hamilton beat Tufts in OT. It was when Washington and Lee beat...
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Greg Swisher
May 16, 20243 min read
Round 2 outlook with Greg.
Well boys, Greg is here to give you a much needed article about the upcoming weekend. I spent the early half of the week in Quebec...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
May 15, 20243 min read
6 D1 coaches who wheeled the most birds
John Odierna, Cuse Young enough that Jordan Vincent’s APhi girls ask about his ‘friend’, but old enough to need a blue pill to get it up....
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 13, 20243 min read
Ford's 5 Biggest Stallions in D3
Lot of good and lot of bad this weekend. I'm sleeping at the firm because I lost my house on the Wesleyan game (Fuck Sain't John...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
May 10, 20244 min read
My Top 17 Public School Teams.
Public schools are sick because you can beat a team 18-0 with a dozen players and a paraplegic, go home and choke the chicken, then black...
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Tanner McCormick
May 10, 20246 min read
#PowerTanGambling - NCAA Tournament Round 1
Holy fuck gentlemen it's tournament time and I'm absolutely fired up. I would like to preface this entire tournament with this: I...
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Tanner McCormick
May 9, 20244 min read
Lacrosse Commentators Tier List - Part 2
Welcome back for part 2 gentlemen, let's dive right in. B Tier Coach Demaio & Booker Corrigan (Package Deal) Coach Demaio dabbles in...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 8, 20244 min read
Tufts scrapes by, Ford's first round picks
Holy fuck. Reality is often disappointing. I wanted to see Tufts not get a bid, but because of their “strength of schedule” they ended...
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Greg Swisher
May 7, 20245 min read
Round 1 predictions with Greg.
Look fellas, who gives a fuck if I’m right or wrong just touch some bag and attempt to suck face with a Marist alum’s mother this...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
May 6, 20242 min read
2024 Zynwaarton final preview: Wyatt Ferda vs PJ Zynsner
Wyatt Ferda (colorado college) Height: 71 inches Weight: 195 (Girthy) Zyn of Choice: Cinnamon Preferred protein: Steak (Fresh cooked...
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Oswald Van Bismark
May 5, 20243 min read
How My 5 Worst Teams Finished The Year!
As the 2024 season is coming to an end, it is only right to see how my 5 worst teams are doing. If you have not read one of my previous...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
May 3, 20245 min read
D3 Pre Tournament Top 20
I’m not sure if you have heard but Inside lacrosse’s rankings are almost completely fake news. I’m 100% sure that CNN and Huffington...
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Tanner McCormick
May 3, 20244 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 13
Well gents we literally couldn't be colder if we tried so we have absolutely nothing to lose this week. We are currently sitting at a...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
May 2, 20244 min read
D2 Bracketology
I know we have some d2 haters but I got hornswaggled off a cart and now am suddenly all knowing and all seeing. No assurance our...
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