2024 Zynwaarton Nominees
First round voting will commence this week on our instagram, stay tuned. Pj Zynsner (midfield, UNC) Adam woodcock (midfield, Quinnipiac)...
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Upper Decky Lacrosse
Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 273 min read
Weekend preview from the staff
We got quite a slate for this weekend fellas, the staff is fighting embezzlement charges so abbreviated preview this weekend. Go out and...
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Tanner McCormick
Apr 263 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Week 12
Times are tough gentlemen. The boys are fucken cold. We got knocked down a few times in a row. Lost a couple weeks in a row by a singular...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 254 min read
D3 Guys and their substances of choice
I had a pretty rough week at work, new secretary who gives shit head, my wife accuses me of cheating, and none of my tenants tipped me. ...
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Greg Swisher
Apr 253 min read
Player spotlight Part Two: Dalton Young, Richmond.
It’s time to continue this series finally. Been busy with my son Gunnar, officially made him quit all sports cause he blows fuckin shit...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Apr 234 min read
What are some of the Top D1 Players Go To Drinks?
Tommy Drago (Syracuse) - Heineken The Italian Stallion. T.D. has one of the coolest fucking names out of anyone in all of lacrosse. Feels...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 223 min read
Ford's Weekend Wrap Up
For those that followed Nescac lacrosse, it was a tough but hella interesting weekend. Some great teams lost, some great teams won, and...
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Greg Swisher
Apr 226 min read
Gregs top 20. Back to it.
Yes I missed last week I was experimenting with some jelqing techniques in Sri Lanka and meeting with African tribes about elongating my...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Apr 214 min read
Go to pregame playlist to get the fellas dialed
Submitted this article as my senior thesis, it did not go very well and now I am selling life insurance to non native English speakers at...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Apr 194 min read
Staff weekend preview: Cuse UVA, Taft Deerfield, Maryland Hopkins, and more
What a Saturday ahead of us, lots of rivalry lacrosse and 4/20 for those who celebrate! Maybe we can get lucky and another drake vid will...
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Tanner McCormick
Apr 194 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Trophy Time 🏆
Sorry for the hiatus gentlemen, I sat down to write last week's #PowerTan and in the process determined that I have a mental disability....
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 194 min read
Ford's Weekend Preview
I don’t know about the rest of you but my Fent Friday started off great. I was in my catamaran The Reel Deal eating caviar off my wife...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Apr 172 min read
Chetty's Players of the Week
It's been a while since I ripped some POTW, after ripping some ayahuasca in Central Park with my equinox trainer Ponderosa I realized...
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
Apr 163 min read
Amherst gets gaped, Trinity and Plymouth State Ball out
It's been a hell of a weekend in the 'Cac, and all of D3. I caught some nose infection from some random UNE chick after snorting glass...
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Greg Swisher
Apr 154 min read
Early Bracketology with Gregory.
This is one of the best seasons of lacrosse that we’re currently witnessing. Like 10 different teams I could see winning the ship this...
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Greg Swisher
Apr 132 min read
Army Vs Navy: Ride the lightning-Metallica.
Greg and I just got back to our penthouse on the upper east side following an absolutely electric day at west point. After ripping 8 ipas...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Apr 124 min read
My Top 22 High School Teams.
Greetings all, I just watched St Josephs (ME) vs Regis and am ready to gauge my eyes out. That being said, I did crank one out at...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Apr 113 min read
My 5 Biggest Stallions in D1 Lacrosse!
Hello all, I just returned from a mission trip to the southeastern coast of Honduras where I built straw huts and delivered bags of...
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Greg Swisher
Apr 96 min read
The worst week of my life. Greg’s Top 20.
Pretty much every team I like lost this week or weekend and I’m hurt bodied hung. Decided to go out with the boys to our local bar the...
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Tanner McCormick
Apr 54 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: 3 Piece Combo
Got a text from Powers this morning that he woke up with a rock solid Linden-wood after dreaming about the play we have cooked up this...
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