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Mar 15, 20242 min read

Fuck chase mullins and Penn State rocks

5 straight victory royales for the nitts and there is still a lack of respect for the nitts in the national media. carc hasn't said a...

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Bobby Bardown

Mar 14, 20246 min read

FUCK THE IVY LEAGUE IT IS #FRAUDULENT

First and foremost, everybody knows Jeff Epstein is winning the IVY League title for the 71st time or some bullshit because it's a...

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Conference Tournament Previews: Tan's Favorites

Tanner McCormick

Mar 14, 20243 min read

Conference Tournament Previews: Tan's Favorites

Ladies and Conservatives it's that time of the year. Conference play begins across D1 this weekend and I wanted to quickly break down how...

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Uva Vs Maryland: A preview. As well as what to expect from our favorite squads.

Greg Swisher

Mar 14, 20243 min read

Uva Vs Maryland: A preview. As well as what to expect from our favorite squads.

In a shitty Saturday of lacrosse, we have a diamond in the rough between these two. Always a fucking battle between these boys and I...

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Greg Swisher

Mar 13, 20244 min read

Top poles of the year so far.

Aj Pilate, Army If he played for duke, carcaterra would be giving this dude a double wrister 10 times a week. Pilates horn would look my...

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Our D2 Top 20. Brought to you by adderall

Oswald Van Bismark

Mar 13, 20245 min read

Our D2 Top 20. Brought to you by adderall

Good tiding to all of you eightball-rippin, long dick slangin and elf bar cheefing lacrosse connoisseurs! Believe it or not, Marcus and I...

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Greg’s Top 20. Still completely unbiased.

Greg Swisher

Mar 12, 20246 min read

Greg’s Top 20. Still completely unbiased.

HM: NJIT, Cornell, Bryant, Colgate. Solid weekend of lacrosse, I’m still shitfaced over the fact my first born son will never amount to...

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Chetty’s week 4 poll: America still on top, I hate the Ivy League

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd

Mar 11, 20243 min read

Chetty’s week 4 poll: America still on top, I hate the Ivy League

20. Penn 19. Michigan Poor performance this weekend, absolutely disgraceful losing to Harvard. Not sure if they have what it takes to be...

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#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Get Back Game 🏧

Tanner McCormick

Mar 8, 20245 min read

#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Get Back Game 🏧

Well boys, everyone got fucked last week. #PowerTanWeek4 play hit, and besides that, every solo play lost and Powers and I put together...

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Greg’s Top 20. Let’s get serious. Totally unbiased.

Greg Swisher

Mar 6, 20244 min read

Greg’s Top 20. Let’s get serious. Totally unbiased.

HM: NJIT, UNC, Bryant, Colgate. Anyone else seeing all these people trying to make these hilarious, knee slapping tier lists. You old...

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Chetty's Week 4 Rankings: America wins, Yale loses

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd

Mar 5, 20243 min read

Chetty's Week 4 Rankings: America wins, Yale loses

20. NJIT (6-0) 19. Penn Fluke ass win, go back to Epstein's island and stop giving players adrenochrome 18. UNC Fun team, that can...

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My 5 Worst Teams in Division 1, 2024 Edition!

Oswald Van Bismark

Mar 4, 20244 min read

My 5 Worst Teams in Division 1, 2024 Edition!

I am back with another edition of my 5 worst teams in Division 1! 2024 is still a young season, but some teams have separated from the...

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Penn State vs Yale😂, as well as a few other great wins.

Greg Swisher

Mar 2, 20242 min read

Penn State vs Yale😂, as well as a few other great wins.

Here at Upperdecky HQ there are two things we are certain about. Jack Posey would make a great son, and it was snowing in happy valley...

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Greg Swisher

Mar 2, 20244 min read

Weekend preview: From the whole staff?

Oswald Van Bismark: Michigan vs. Delaware Honestly I don’t really give a rats ass about this game but I’m so hung over from last nights...

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Tanner McCormick

Mar 1, 20245 min read

#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: 🆓🍺🔜

Gentlemen we've got a fat slate of high-octane games this weekend, so we made a few business calls and lined up a couple of special...

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Army vs Syracuse: Thoughts from Greg and Chetty

Greg Swisher

Feb 28, 20242 min read

Army vs Syracuse: Thoughts from Greg and Chetty

Alright, these refs were fucking disabled. Pretty sure they called my summer league games but could be wrong. 3 fuckin lunch ladies...

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D3 February Roundup - Who's Good, Who's Fun, Hot Seat

Tanner McCormick

Feb 28, 20243 min read

D3 February Roundup - Who's Good, Who's Fun, Hot Seat

Fellas it's D3 time. There's so much fucken lacrosse to cover within D3 that there's no way I could ever get to it all, so let's go over...

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Loyola vs Towson and Syracuse vs Army, plus a few other thoughts.

Greg Swisher

Feb 27, 20242 min read

Loyola vs Towson and Syracuse vs Army, plus a few other thoughts.

Okay boys, I’m currently sitting in my glass walled office on the 76th floor overlooking all the homeless bums who ask me for money...

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Chettys week 3 rankings: Hoyas hit the elf bar, Quinnipiac on the rise

Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd

Feb 26, 20243 min read

Chettys week 3 rankings: Hoyas hit the elf bar, Quinnipiac on the rise

Sorry for missing last week fellas, i had some obligations to my job but after quitting this week when my NJIT parlay hit and set me up...

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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd

Feb 25, 20242 min read

Hoyas go Nuclear, edge Irish in OT

Sorry fellas big week on the 57th floor this week I had to raise rent on 8 single mothers and sweat sports bets with Preston Carmichael....

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