Conference Tournament Previews: Tan's Favorites
Ladies and Conservatives it's that time of the year. Conference play begins across D1 this weekend and I wanted to quickly break down how...
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Upper Decky Lacrosse
Greg Swisher
Mar 143 min read
Uva Vs Maryland: A preview. As well as what to expect from our favorite squads.
In a shitty Saturday of lacrosse, we have a diamond in the rough between these two. Always a fucking battle between these boys and I...
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Greg Swisher
Mar 134 min read
Top poles of the year so far.
Aj Pilate, Army If he played for duke, carcaterra would be giving this dude a double wrister 10 times a week. Pilates horn would look my...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Mar 135 min read
Our D2 Top 20. Brought to you by adderall
Good tiding to all of you eightball-rippin, long dick slangin and elf bar cheefing lacrosse connoisseurs! Believe it or not, Marcus and I...
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Greg Swisher
Mar 126 min read
Greg’s Top 20. Still completely unbiased.
HM: NJIT, Cornell, Bryant, Colgate. Solid weekend of lacrosse, I’m still shitfaced over the fact my first born son will never amount to...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 113 min read
Chetty’s week 4 poll: America still on top, I hate the Ivy League
20. Penn 19. Michigan Poor performance this weekend, absolutely disgraceful losing to Harvard. Not sure if they have what it takes to be...
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Tanner McCormick
Mar 85 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: Get Back Game 🏧
Well boys, everyone got fucked last week. #PowerTanWeek4 play hit, and besides that, every solo play lost and Powers and I put together...
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Greg Swisher
Mar 64 min read
Greg’s Top 20. Let’s get serious. Totally unbiased.
HM: NJIT, UNC, Bryant, Colgate. Anyone else seeing all these people trying to make these hilarious, knee slapping tier lists. You old...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Mar 53 min read
Chetty's Week 4 Rankings: America wins, Yale loses
20. NJIT (6-0) 19. Penn Fluke ass win, go back to Epstein's island and stop giving players adrenochrome 18. UNC Fun team, that can...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Mar 44 min read
My 5 Worst Teams in Division 1, 2024 Edition!
I am back with another edition of my 5 worst teams in Division 1! 2024 is still a young season, but some teams have separated from the...
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Greg Swisher
Mar 22 min read
Penn State vs Yale😂, as well as a few other great wins.
Here at Upperdecky HQ there are two things we are certain about. Jack Posey would make a great son, and it was snowing in happy valley...
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Greg Swisher
Mar 24 min read
Weekend preview: From the whole staff?
Oswald Van Bismark: Michigan vs. Delaware Honestly I don’t really give a rats ass about this game but I’m so hung over from last nights...
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Tanner McCormick
Mar 15 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Betting: 🆓🍺🔜
Gentlemen we've got a fat slate of high-octane games this weekend, so we made a few business calls and lined up a couple of special...
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Greg Swisher
Feb 282 min read
Army vs Syracuse: Thoughts from Greg and Chetty
Alright, these refs were fucking disabled. Pretty sure they called my summer league games but could be wrong. 3 fuckin lunch ladies...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 283 min read
D3 February Roundup - Who's Good, Who's Fun, Hot Seat
Fellas it's D3 time. There's so much fucken lacrosse to cover within D3 that there's no way I could ever get to it all, so let's go over...
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Greg Swisher
Feb 272 min read
Loyola vs Towson and Syracuse vs Army, plus a few other thoughts.
Okay boys, I’m currently sitting in my glass walled office on the 76th floor overlooking all the homeless bums who ask me for money...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 263 min read
Chettys week 3 rankings: Hoyas hit the elf bar, Quinnipiac on the rise
Sorry for missing last week fellas, i had some obligations to my job but after quitting this week when my NJIT parlay hit and set me up...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 252 min read
Hoyas go Nuclear, edge Irish in OT
Sorry fellas big week on the 57th floor this week I had to raise rent on 8 single mothers and sweat sports bets with Preston Carmichael....
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Greg Swisher
Feb 242 min read
Player spotlight of the weekend: Luke Tomak, Drexel
Starting something new here boys. Following that Drexel win, shoutout Jack Joyner, I was looking at their roster and decided to write...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Feb 234 min read
Weekend preview: NJIT is gooning, I hate streaming services
Got a full slate of midmajor super bowls this weekend along with some great games, 2 coming on Sunday for a nice hangover cure. Been away...
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