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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 25, 20242 min read
Hoyas go Nuclear, edge Irish in OT
Sorry fellas big week on the 57th floor this week I had to raise rent on 8 single mothers and sweat sports bets with Preston Carmichael....
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Greg Swisher
Feb 24, 20242 min read
Player spotlight of the weekend: Luke Tomak, Drexel
Starting something new here boys. Following that Drexel win, shoutout Jack Joyner, I was looking at their roster and decided to write...
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Marcus Meadowcroft
Feb 23, 20244 min read
Weekend preview: NJIT is gooning, I hate streaming services
Got a full slate of midmajor super bowls this weekend along with some great games, 2 coming on Sunday for a nice hangover cure. Been away...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 23, 20243 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Biggest units of the year this weekend boys. You don't wanna miss it. 🐳 Gentlemen we're #SoBack. After dropping to 2-4, Powers and I...
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Greg Swisher
Feb 19, 20242 min read
Gregs weekend recap: Top 5 weekend of lacrosse ever.
Starting on Friday, we had Bryant and Drexel getting a win. I’ve covered both teams in previous articles but I’m starting to think Bryant...
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Greg Swisher
Feb 17, 20242 min read
Syracuse vs Maryland
Okay, cuse got fucking robbed in my eyes. Back when I played, this soft goal mouth bullshit didn’t exist, I was concussed 36 times...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Feb 17, 20242 min read
Maryland skull fucks Cuse in OT to end a hard faught thriller inThe Dome
Wow, just wow. This game was fucking electric from the jump. If any of you guys tapped into my friend Greg Swisher’s recent article,...
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Greg Swisher
Feb 16, 20242 min read
Bryant? Cuse Vs Maryland: A preview, and Notre Dame committed a war crime.
Bryant just waxed BU 12-6 in a pretty big surprise. Bryant being good is simply good for the game. Remember when they’d beat cuse in the...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 16, 20243 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Ladies and 6mg Zynners, welcome to week 2 of #PowerTan, sponsored by Upper Decky Lacrosse. If you like lacrosse, gambling, and making...
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Preston Carmichael Prescott III
Feb 16, 20244 min read
Preston's Favorite FOGO's
Preston's Breakout FO MEN!
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 14, 20242 min read
Chetty’s week 1 rankings
20. Quinnipiac Hell fucking yeah. Americas team was back and ran an absolute train on shitty St. John's. I mean it was electric the...
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Greg Swisher
Feb 12, 20242 min read
UVA is scary, Army scared me, Colgate?
Alright boys, uva might be better than they were last year. Big Country is still such a nailgun 5 genos and a grilled cheese to wash it...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 9, 20242 min read
#PowerTanGambling - D1 Lacrosse Picks of the Weekend
Birds and gentlemen, welcome to week 1 of #PowerTan, sponsored by Upper Decky Lacrosse. If you like lacrosse, gambling, and making money,...
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Tanner McCormick
Feb 6, 20242 min read
Georgetown: Officially on #FraudWatch
Upper Decky readers, Tan here. #Juiced to add some more grit to this already-electric blog. Lax fans were treated to some fucken sick...
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Greg Swisher
Feb 6, 20242 min read
Gregs Updated Top 20
20. Richmond I was impressed despite the loss. Offense stalled big time in overtime did not like some of those play calls. 19. Georgetown...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 5, 20242 min read
Chetty’s Week 0 rankings
20. Penn 19. Boston U 18. Delaware 17. Richmond Super close game for the spiders, team surpassed expectations with how they played...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Feb 2, 20242 min read
Chetty’s Weekend Preview
Thank fucking god college lax is finally back, absolutely amped to see some beauties get after it on the field tomorrow, not the greatest...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jan 22, 20241 min read
Upper Decky Preseason AA list
First Team A-Brennan O'Neil, Duke A-Connor Shellenberger, Virginia A- Pat Kavanaugh, Notre Dame M- Eric "Horsecock" Dobson, Notre Dame M-...
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Oswald Van Bismark
Jan 18, 20242 min read
Beloit College Lacrosse: A Little Context
You wake up on a nice Tuesday morning. The birds are chirping. The sun is out. Your Johnson is as hard as titanium and as high as giraffe...
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Chet "Chetty" Rutherfurd
Jan 16, 20244 min read
Chetty’s 2024 preseason rankings
20. Penn Half of this team was on Epstein Island and these guys are Irrelevant now that Sam Handley is gone, not sure what they have...
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