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Big righty shot stopper out of Bmore. Coming in at 6’4” and approximately 16 stone Dylan “Dski” Cadigan can take down a 30 rack in sub 2 hours and could likely barehandedly kill Khabib’s 150 pound headass if given enough smelling salts. This guy is a fuckin weapon. He started as a senior at THE boys latin school of maryland and fought valiantly for God and country. However he and the Lakers lost in OT in the MIAA semis after McCabe “Uncut” Millon dropped a mean lefty jumper on his head. Before heading to Monmouth, he had to get a specially made Nutt Hutt from Warrior to accommodate his abnormally large tip, which goes mostly unused due to the fact that he can’t hold eye contact with a woman for his life. He and the Hawks are gearing up for a mean 2025 season and can’t wait to drink on the beach. His mantra is ‘All goalies are throat grabbers but not all throat grabbers are goalies’. Think about that.  Shot stopping ability: 8.6/10 Clearing: 8.8/10 Tip to shaft ratio: 2:1 Aura: 7.5/10 Voted: Red Loves: Lor Scoota  Overall 420/69 ⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐

At 5’7 190 lbs, Jack McCune is an absolute tank.  Coming from Pennington Prep NJ, he brings jersey grit and a will to win.  This guy plays club ball for JMU, so you already know he gets after it and slays beave.  A man built for others, he realizes that filling the waters is a privilege and integral to a team's success.  He won teammate of the year, and I think that he can help JMU ball out in the club championship.  An avid listener of the Beatles, his go-to song on aux is Here Comes The Sun.  He’s always happy to be getting after it with the fellas, and I think when he’s 40 he’ll be the one putting the coma in COMA slide every time he suits up for sunday mens league. Size: 7/10 Heart:8/10 Toughness: 8/10 Overall: 76% ⭐⭐⭐

Probably the realist jit out of central Florida, Brandon Williams is a freak athlete. Despite not being very physically imposing at 5’11” 170lbs, he plays like Tavon Austin with a lacrosse stick and kinda just runs by his guy and rips a righty sidearm rocket most of the time. Very rarely lefty but it doesn't appear to hurt his game at all. He's also adept at defense and wears a size 12 shoe (Wow!). Bought in to John Tilliman's Apple Ecosystem at Maryland, the terrapins commit projects as a 2way middie with the athleticism to lock down shifty midfielders out of the box and then strike in transition. I expect him and the Salisbury fellas to do great things this year, with fellow Maryland commits Jackson Allen and Christopher Alexis, along with a fuck ton of others. Girls love him for being a nonchalant dreadhead and because he loves dogs. Fish fear him. He is also lowkey blind but it doesn't matter. He has a high ceiling and will continue to develop at Salisbury. Expect to remember the name at Colllege Park. Left hand: Maybe Speed: 9.6/10 Agility: 9.3/10 Salisbury: School Shooting: 9.2/10 Overall: 93.8/100