What’s up, I’m fucking pissed off right now. My son just lost a huge matchup. He’s god damn lucky i woke up in a fucking ditch on Friday morning or else I would’ve Ray Riced the Fucker. All that shit aside all these zips and 8-balls are breakin my pockets, here’s how we get it back.
Cuse (-3.5) vs UNC
-120
Syracuse is full of forklift certified animals, and a powerhouse playing UNC is like texting a mid bitch, u always fuck. Although Joey couldn’t put a sentence together, and is a sleepy Mexican in every big game he should show up for the fellas. If breschi can’t win of these games he might be fucked but there’s no shot he wins this. Take the points
Army (-4.5) Vs Navy
-115
Put 50 dudes at West Point in a cage with 50 dudes in a cage from Annapolis. We know who’s coming out on top. End of fucking story, take the points
Colgate (-2.5) Vs Lehigh
-115
Holy fucking shit the boys are so dialed. The Connor brothers ventured to Syracuse to dig into some upper echelon sorority girls after winning the Biden play of the week (Fuck IL). A recruit once told me that Lehigh has a strict policy of no dudes in bars under 21 on the squad, speaks for itself. Take the points
Virginia to Skullfuck Duke
-120
Duke is fraudulent, and until Brennan deletes his teammates sextapes he’s holding over them as blackmail (they are with ugly black girls) they are fucked. Big country and Shelly are prolly gonna hang their sack on the freshman’s forehead just like high school #supersenior. Take this shit