Holy fucking shit boys, the biggest day in lacrosse history since two native Americans had sex and made the creator. ESPN now has a men’s lacrosse tab on espn. I’m so bonered up right now, I don’t know if they got live scores on here. But holy fuck am I excited to not have to go onto fuckin CNN (Inside Lacrosse) to check in on my Hampton Vs VMI wagers. Finally I’m not gonna give Ty Xanders more money to pay for hotels to sleep with recruits' moms so they can get some stars. Finally this can pave the way for some better commentating in the sport and not some fat fucking pigs who voted for Biden. We need a full boycott of inside lacrosse they now literally have nothing we want anymore. Nick Osello has a funny ass fucking twitter give him more love.
(Side note Army Spread will pay for the drinks for generations)
-Tommy Titsworth