What’s up gents, today I’m gonna be talking about a decision many young men have to make, D2 gremlin or MCLA nailgun. With the 2025 Recruiting Cycle heating up for the real grit guys (Fuck September commits) I thought this was needed. I’m gonna shoot you straight here, you’d much rather be a power drill at an SEC school than a grease gremlin at a random D2. Pros to being a MCLA nail gun are endless.
Hotter girls- (D2 girls are apes) u could literally find hotter girls if you looked up “Indian girls” on X videos. Think about it this way, would u rather be living on Zeta’s second floor every Saturday night, or going to a piggy trough every weekend just to get some play at a random school in bumfuckville. It only takes one semester of this shit for you to enter the transfer portal to Ligma Chi at Georgia.
Normal teammates- heard a story about a D2 locker room where this dude would haze the freshman by jorkin on their stuff. I’m all for hazing but this shit is just gay as fuck, this never would have flown at USC when I was there in 2012. Do normal shit for hazing like a man. We all have a buddy who’s D2 and their just weird as fuck
Donkey raping D1 teams- no doubt in my fucking mind JMU and South Carolina’s club team would beat the shit out of Hampton, Detroit Mercy, and the mount. BLM would have a fit with what JMU would do to Hampton on the field.
Better alumni connections- because D2 isn’t real they have no real alumni if u go MCLA they have a million alumni and they instantly know ur a chiller because u ripped MCLA.
Gambling- Technically ur not allowed to gamble in the NCAA, but in the MCLA u can do whatever the fuck you want. The NCAA is essentially the retarded cousin of MCLA when it comes to these rules. Zero oversight in the MCLA, all they stand for is booze and Zeta boobs.
Don’t make this wrong decision, go MCLA, my brother Mike Titsworth went to a random D2 and he literally got cut off from my family, he went to my father and asked why. My father gave him an ultimatum, transfer or never talk to me again. After transferring to VT and becoming the all time leader in penalty minutes my dad finally accepted him again.
-Tommy Titsworth
What about UTampa though? Are they the exception? Otherwise, I completely agree with this post.