What a week it's been. Williams shocks the fucking world and beats Christopher Newport by 6, and triples up Conn Coll 24-8 (We knew Conn wasn't much but damn Williams has impressed me these past two games). Whatever the Eph's have been doing this week, keep it up. Williams has always had the ingredients to go far, but since the 2019 tournament, we haven't seen them return to that awesomeness they had. I think McCormick has finally found a reliable dealer because those past two wins show me that Williams could be one of the best teams in the country. Will Doran is a fucking stud, and Calvin Caputo, I will fly out Alyssa and some Latvian escorts for you as soon as I can, because I know there aren't any birds worth your seed within a 30 mile radius of the school. Ryan Johnson and Pearse Glavin (Delco not jerz but same principle) led the way against Conn, and now their entire defense is contemplating transferring to University of Arkansas and wheeling the sloppy seconds of the poundcake sororities. The jersey crew is back to its excellent production, and like I said before, McCormick probably has been talking to one of my blood brothers Jesùs and getting himself and the boys hooked up with all the blow and glass they need. I don't wanna get too overhyped but I hope that the Ephs flexing their muscles this week gives them the confidence they need to plow through to the tournament.
The rest of the cac just looks weird. And I mean those that are relevant and have a legitimate shot at making the tourney (Midd, Bowdoin, Williams, Amherst, Tufts, Wesleyan). Aside from tufts, they've all been pretty inconsistent. Amherst had an unexpected loss to Lynchburg. Not saying this should be an easy win, because in the end, the way a team plays also should be taken into account and style does make fights, but Lynchburg got edged by a Hamilton team that lost to the Mammoths by 12. Shouldn't happen.
Midd just beat Wesleyan, and I would say Wesleyan is overrated but that win over Williams carries a lot more weight now that we know how good those guys can be.
Tufts winning against Colby by 4 was not expected at all. Either Jake Bernhardt is doing a good job, or Tufts just isn't what they were last year, and I think its both. They have a test in Williams this week, lets see if they can take care of business or if the elf bar Eph's bend them over and tell them to clean themselves up when they're done.
Bowdoin clapped Hamiltons cheeks, and the fellas will enjoy this win and get ready for what should be an easy week against Bates and then Colby. The dirtyPbears have basically 2 free wins until they play Williams on the 13th, and honestly, this could go either way because both teams have the talent to get it done. Lets hope the boys turn it up, Casey Ryan, Jason Lach and Will Byrne ball out, Sam Raye Steiner makes some more sick around the worlders and Alex Byrne and Harp Lane detwags some middies who think they're hot shit because they paid for head from a lot-lizard behind the Hannaford at 3:30am. Their rope unit is grittier and deeper than ever, and Ethan Barnard is back which means even more dominance on the faceoff dot. He and Ian Kim should have one hell of a battle which will be an interesting watch in itself.
If Williams beats Tufts and Amherst this week however, I think we might have a new king of the 'Cac. Cheers, Poopmonkey 321.