Penn State has a great chance of winning the Big Ten this year, the team is just loaded with good dudes up and down the roster. I will tell you one thing… If this team keeps on sleeping with Alpha phi’s and Kappas and they stay out of the women's lacrosse and field hockey house this Team will walk away with the Big 10 Chip. Had the opportunity to watch their game against Ohio State and I have three major takeaways.
The Nittany Lions are OSU Daddies (pretty sure I saw Coach Myers shiting his pants at half)
Pelke’s mom is a fucking missile ( I’m praying someone is hitting that right) (she could get it, shes hotter then almost every girl at Ohio State) Heard at the team tailgates last year Bobby Van Buren would stand behind her and smell her hair. Idk whatever, guess it's a homeschool thing.
Will Costin's pass made me and my co-workers from Black Rock jizz our pants.
Anyways PSU offense looked good: Uncle Tj and Matt “Third leg” Traynor look awesome, shoutout Mac Costin hopefully he ended up in a Kappas bed or at PMAN’s… either works tbh. Glad to see a little D-mid goal from Grandpa Haus! I heard Posey post win was running around in the locker room in that tight weird ass costume that he is always posting on Instagram… rumor has it he takes 4 Rhino pills before every game and stares at a Picture of Joey Spallina… kid wants to be Brett Makar so bad, give it a rest.