Alyssa dipped into my bank account and decided to bet all of it on the fucking ephs this weekend and I think at this point, I'm gonna have to pimp her out in Vegas so I can afford to feed myself and pay next months rent. Brooks Catlin is a stud. Drew Nicholson had a nice juice play on the ride but it didn't result in anything because the ephs decided to play like they suddenly want to get vaccinated, drive electric cars and visit coffee shops like some sissy libtards. One week they play with all the grit in the whole damn cosmos and pack an entire tin of Grizz in the lower deck, next week they tuck their wangs between their legs and put soy milk in their water bottles. Quite frankly, I'm getting sick of it.
Bob Gross shows why he's one of the best attackman in d3, and Brendan Rielly should be a top contender for rookie of the year. You gents know I like Williams but these refs weren't doing a good job letting the boys get after it. Maybe one of them lost his kid in a custody battle or whatever, but don't take it out on the fellas.
They performed admirably against Tuft's only to gargle Brooks Catlin's, Brendan Rielly's, and Bob Gross's balls. Nick Kopp crushed Ian Kim on the faceoffs, so as for the Bowdoin game, I think Ethan barnard will have a field day. Worst performance I've seen on a faceoff dot since I has the bad luck of watching that pussyboy Caleb Hammett on instagram reels. He wouldn't last one minute in the 'Cac, or anywhere D3 for that matter, this influencer culture is cancerous and we don't need a bunch of Jake Paul's ruining this great sport.
Montana McLaughlin went off, and I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't consider using a name like that to set up a deal with Brazzers if I ever lost the house to Alyssa. But in all seriousness, Amherst fucking throttled Williams, and it would be interesting to see how they bounce back. Ryan Johnson and Finlay MacKnight scored the only 2 goals for Williams, and that means that the jersey crew hasn't had its usual production. If the loss was tighter, I'd say this is an off day for the ephs, but losing 4-12 is pretty embarrassing, and they got outclassed.
Brendan Rielly is fast, shifty, and had a yucky lefty backhand from an inside roll. Similar stature with the same crafty and creative style of the Kavs from Notre Dame. If Brock Gonzalez stayed another year at Amherst, goddamn a line with him, Bob Gross, and Brendan Rielly would've been electric to watch. I hope Williams gives me some entertainment against Bowdoin because right now this looks shaky.
Salisbury also won against CNU, no surprise there. Trinity beat Hamilton, and honestly Trinity was a team I have completely written off earlier. They're mid, but should be a solid test to the legitimate teams in the Nescac tournament.
Wesleyan can be a fucking wagon. The dirty birds notched a 14-16 dub over Tufts, and on their pride day too. Show those sissy libs whose boss. James Bailey had 2 points, DJ Dixon and Jack Raba showed out with hat tricks, and I think they rebounded well from that loss to Midd. The boys are buzzin in Conn, and I can't wait to see what they do in the rest of their season.
In the meantime, I'll be in vegas and if you find yourself there and see a blonde hair green eyed smokeshow with a nice heart shaped ass and a green dress, pay me her hourly rate because I can't trust her not to bet on the eph's again.
Cheers,
Poopmonkey321