Over 22 -115
Towson @ Loyola
After being railed by Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering to start the season, the Towson offense has been on a tear averaging 15.6 goals over their last 3 games. The Loyola offense on the other hand has been criminally hard to watch, but we know they can drop genos after that 18-10 dub over Georgetown. They have also given up an average of 11.75 GAG with all 4 of their opponents reaching double digits. I hope to see Loyola's offense getting back in their grove today for some bragging rights in the state of Maryland and this over to fucking smack.
Hobart +9 -115
Hobart @ Cornell
Hobart has been able to score against some big opponents so far dropping 8 on Michigan and 11 on Colgate. Having played these teams, this isn't Hobart's first big boy game and I expect them to come in here playing Cornell physically and methodically. Cornell's high powered offense has been their strength so far making up for some weak defensive performances which I could see allowing Hobart to stay within this 9 goal margin.
Michigan -7.5 -120
Michigan @ Jacksonville
The Dolphins have loved to play the spoiler over the past 5 years putting together some pretty solid team and pulling off some huge upsets. I guess you could consider their defensive play alright after holding both Marist and Binghamton to under 10 goals, but then again, Marist and Binghamton. Duke fucking embarrased them dropping 23 to the Fins 7 and I expect Michigan to do the same. Considerign Michigan has covered this spread 3/4 games and is currently averaging 17.4 GPG this might be my favorite pick of the day.
Now, you could take those all as straight bets, orrrrr, you could be a fucking beast like me and slap those babies in a +540 parlay, season it with a little bit of DraftKings +33% profit boost and...... Voila! 10 bucks to win 71, let's ride.
This shit hitting?
Thats like 4 new Elf Bars, lets fucking ride!
Hell nah brother, give that 10 bucks back to your son!