A slick righty out of Rochester, Brady Goetz is fundamentally sound but allergic to peanuts (Pussy). While not the most physically imposing, he does a great job of using his defender's physicality for his own advantage. Very elusive near GLE. He glides up shafts and always finishes when inside. He does a great job as a passer when not finishing inside, tossing lobs to his boys and talking to the inferior friend so Simon Kowal can finally get some play. Dont get it twisted though he gets more ass than a toilet seat. Brady's go to party drink is eggnog, and loves to dougie, also he allegedly pondered decommitting from Marquette after hearing that a guy on the team got pegged. That shows not only love for his country but IQ as well.
Finishing: 9.6/10
Passing: 8.9/10
Fitted: 7 3/8"
Dunk a basketball: not yet
IQ: 7.9/10
Overall: 87/100
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