Hailing from The Lou, Jackson Masson is a 6'1, 175 lb hunk of meat and Diet Dr. Pepper that cleans up nice but loves to heckle tweakers and spit on anything with hair. He's a faceoff guy but is pretty athletic and given he goes to a lowkey no name school in St Louis he can stay on and do whatever the fuck he wants. I'm keen on his upside since he gets 0 hoes, and in his words, 'struggles to look a cat in the eyes'. This will equate to more time spent grinding his Faceoff Factory Whistles (10 minutes) and doing hammer curls. He actually has a rocket from deep as well and one time fought a Canadian goose with a boat oar. He can also eat a Cainiac Combo (6 Chicken Fingers, Fries, Texas Toast, and coleslaw) in under 2 minutes. Expect him to join the ranks of Division 3 nailguns in the next few years.
Faceoffs: 8.6/10
Shooting: 8.2/10
Rizz: None
Facial hair: also None
Canes: Deleted
Box fights: 1-0
Overall score: 84/100
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