Meet Luke Lamoreaux, the brick wall of Horseheads High School and the envy of every opposing team. Standing at 5'10" and tipping the scales at a rock-solid 240 pounds, this hoss can pull absolutely zero women on any given night. He has been coined the nickname, “Old Bay” because he won an ECD dye giveaway so cheers to that. Old bay posses a lot of aura and mystique that many rotund goalies his age yearn for. His hidden talent is that he can make his balls clap on his thigh which makes a tremendous sound, but it isn’t so hidden when he is out terrorizing Main Street in lake placid. Although that may be his claim to fame, his proudest accomplishment has to be when he got grinded on by the baddest senior at Horseheads High school, when he was only a freshman.
Skill: 7.8/10
Speed: 4/10
Clearing: 8.1/10
Appetite: yes
Old: Bay
Overall Score: 78/100
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