Up next we got an absolute hoss coming out of Albany Academy. Not really sure what goes on in those parts of town but something tells me that these guys party as hard as a Mesopotamian corn farmer on the Tigris River. Banger exemplifies all of those qualities and more. The Holy Cross commit is the pride and joy of the Capitol Region of Upstate New York. Known to be “kinda freaky” and “Asian as Fuck” this lengthy pole is willing to get whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He is always down for a cold Labatte Blue any time and has been given the nickname the “Guzzler” because beers are terrified of him. He eats his steak rare and his box even rarer. What a fucking guy!
Skills: 8.1/10
Length: 10/10
Bang: Yes.
Uber Rating: 4.7/5
Discipline. Yupppp
Calves: Nope
Girls: ♾️/10
Overall Score: 85/100
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