Pierce Pape runs like there is an ounce of smelling salts in his asshole and can be found wearing Peter Millar when out in Seattle (his home city). He plays a bit like Truitt Sunderland in how twitchy he is but he will never eclipse Big T3 unless he listens to 10,000 hours of Lor Scoota. He has shades Evan Zynn as well, just not as tall, not as hairy, and not quite as ferda, yet. If he falls through the cracks of the ivy league recruiting I anticipate him high on the NESCAC recruiting boards, but he's likely smart enough not to go to Tufts. He clocked a 4.52 40 while running away from the sneaky link's dad, while wearing Adidas Sambas (probably). He also has a 33 inch vert, uses Spike in brawl stars, and would probably say some foul shit if you asked him to freestyle on a beat.
Sprint speed: 9.0/10
GPA (unweighted): 3.85/4.00
IQ: 8.6/10
Off hand: 8.0/10
Mr. International: Yes
Chillness: 8.8/10
Overall score: 83/100
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