Next up we have a stout nailgun coming out of Minnesota (yuuuupppp). Mr. Teele is standing at a staggering 5’8 155 and will snap his shaft on any day that ends in Y. He might also break his actual lacrosse shaft too. After breaking 7 STX Sci-ti bars, it makes you wonder how much pounding this guy does. The Orono HS product is currently uncommitted but currently is in possession of two D2 offers and four D3 offers. Hopefully the Denison Big Red and Embry Riddle Eagles are atop your list, son. I get a huge Tiger Woods on Sunday vibe from this guy but he has since proven otherwise, as the only reason he started playing lacrosse was because he got cut from his school’s golf team. Nonetheless, that sport is only cool if you piping the underage cart girl. Expect a lot from Robert on the field this season mainly because he only eats PB&J and listens to Joe Rogan pregame.
Skill: 71/100
Lateral Movement: 85/100
Slide to recovery: 82/100
Agility: 75/100
Shotgun: nonexistent
Overall Score: 71/100
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