If I had to describe Rory Benton in 1 word, I would say ferd. Standing at a stout 5'9" 170, Rory Benton plays Jake Piseno before he got arm tats and could grow facial hair, and did coke. Jumping over the head checks and shit. Strikes in tranny and is the living embodiement of the frat flick. He loves blonde rockets and munching b̶o̶x̶ I mean goldfish, especially in class. He also mucks miso soup like nobody's business. I expect to see him at a top 20 d3 school because he is a nailgun and loves studying the liberal arts. When he isn't cooking lasagna, he is working on his 2 man game with his twin brother Skully. When its time to rip some shrugs, he grabs the triple digit dumbells. Go staples, Go eclipse, and Go blue. Cheers Rory.
Elevators: Terrified of
Stick skills: 8.1/10
Hair: 8.6/10
Off hand: Unsure
Height: 5.8/10
Foreskin: probably n o t
Ground balls: 8.8/10
Overall: 82/100
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