A well hung dickslinging righty hailing from ‘rado, Tyler Olsen rarely takes no for an answer. Standing at 6 '1 and probably 175 soaking wet, he shoots the piss out of the ball and spreads his seed like a mesopotamian farmer in the fertile crescent. He can also be found slinging (nickname is ‘slinga’ ) shit all over the bathroom when he’s drunk or high or horny. Expectedly, he has a very dirty dorm room, but in the eyes of Tyler this causes a clear mind and a mindful heart. He has an extensive book collection (also nicknamed Librarian the way he's a freak in the sheets) and loves reading David Icke and also some Roald Dahl. He left the mountains of Colorado for the slopes of Trinity Pauling and is now a Freshman at Loyola University (Maryland). His weekend hobbies are shaking ass on the dance floor and planting his nose to the table like a real American! When he gets denied at Bmore bars with his shitty Oklahoma fake he shouts Skibidi Rizz Gyatt at the bouncer and goes back to his room to goon for hours. Don’t leave your christmas decorations out around this time, like rainbow lights or artificial xmas trees, he might get hungry and steal them (like the grinch) (just less Freaky). When asked if he’d eat ass, he replied “Never. Maybe.” He’s been working on his left handed sidewall stalls as well as his Wim Hof breathing technique. Expect to see #12 for the Hounds with some mean celly game this spring and occasionally providing Minicus with an OTPHJ at halftime or during timeouts.
Dunk a basketball: probably not
Speed: 8.9/10
Off hand: Yes
Ground ball in scrum: 8.7/10
Roster pic: menacing
Overall: 100/115
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