An edgy meat stick coming out of The Dirty Jerz, this guy will sting a corner with an overhand shot, run the transition game with the utmost discipline and fundamentals, and then take your third niece Susie to a nice seafood dinner…and never talk to here again. That’s the kind of person Seabass is. He is 6’3 vertically and in the pants and is coming in at 185 pounds of diesel fuel. He is committed to Hofstra so he clearly loves blondes with belly button piercings who have daddy issues and spend their summers on Fire Island. Don’t we all Tyler? The tiger tattoo on his chest leaves teardrops running down thighs on any day that ends in Y. He is a professional cuddles so it makes sense why he is a night manager at Taco Bell. This guy is boys with your boy’s boy because his favorite thing to do is be with the guys. He is the best wingman to exist, but when he is balls deep in the game, his go to move is to ask chicks if they want to see his snow globe collection.
Skill: 8.9/10
Transition: Fundamentally sound
Rizz: 6.9/10
Leg press: 7.2/10
Reaction time: 5/10
Overall Score: 85/100
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