Another team stacked with chillers who get rowdy with all variants of women. Garden City is a perennial powerhouse in New York public school lax and has been going to war with Manhasset (known enemy) for 140 some odd years in the Woodstick classic, one of the sickest rivalries in HS lax. This year the Trojans are led by Cascadden brothers Luke (Navy) and Blake (Cornell), along with Luke LeSeur (Bing (santacon mecca)). Defensively they return nailgun Owen Wuchte (Bucknell) who will hit you late then bang your mom and goalie Scotty Nelson (Adelphi) who is considering living at home next year to maintain a queen bed for more space with his female endeavors. He is also apparently 90% deaf but uses echolocation to track the ball. On offense they also have 2026s Charlie Koester (Lehigh), Dan Medjid (Holy Cross) and Will Mattice (Holy Cross). Medjid and Mattice may room together in Worcester and continue their devious 2man, not sure if there are enough women at Holy Cross for 4 years though. Garden City also has young bulls coming up the ranks with 2027 Anthony Masaro and 2028s Ben Smith (Not the upenn legend (yet)) and Mark Escher. Masaro allegedly puts up 245 on bench but squats 155 for 2. No bueno. Regardless, he is seeking a NIL deal with trojan condoms if he puts up 50 goals on the year. Off the field, the boys get shiesty at any function that allows them, and rip an annual team bowling trip where their coach caters with Bojangles and the fellas can win "esco passes" in order to be exempt from brutal conditioning workouts. I'm still not sure why they have unc blue on their gloves but I expect the trojans to at least make it to the state championship this year to fight some upstate lumberjacks for some hardware.
Hotbed: yes
Love for the creator: Also yes
Grit: 9.7/10
Depth: 8.0/10
Drip: 7.7/10
In shape-ness: 9.5/10
Overall Score: 91/100
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