A bit of an underrated team coming out of Upstate, but do not be fooled as their off-the-field antics are literally the only thing keeping this team relevant. The Heat 2025 team can be seen wreaking havoc in every downtown area at numerous tournaments throughout the East Coast. Lake Placid, check. Naptow, you betcha. Pinnacle in Frederica, DE, does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? The majority of their players are headed off to wagons in Upstate, such as Mike Belles (Canisius), Ryan Hughes (D’Youville), Nick Deliva (Cortland), Luke Lamoreaux (Brockport), Brennan Murray and Dom Siesto (Nazareth). Brady Woodworth (Limestone), Braden Fingar (Towson), and Teagan Fingar (The Mount) are venturing south simply because the blow is purer and there is a surplus of blonde whores. Their clan leader and former Cuse legend Brad Voight is at the helm of this juggernaut. Gio Valerie is a sneaky player on this team who went to THE Maverik Showtime and is the #1 reclass on the team. Zac Ajavananda is the biggest crashout on the club circuit and is why this team runs the streets wherever they go. Luke Eshelman (Messiah) is a savage and Siesto cannot live without the penjamin. Jayden Mandarano would be the best player in the class of 2025 if he was blessed with six more inches in two regions of his body. In conclusion, kids like Max Mcenerney (Cortland) and his lefty hammer are what is going to set this team above the rest, even if their club playing days are behind them.
Tomfoolery: 9.5/10
Street Cred: 8.7/10
Commits: 5.9/10
Talent: 6.1/10
Rizz: 0/10
Overall Score: 78/100
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