Huge wagon coming out of the Garden State, and I expect them to make some serious noise come Spring. Seton Hall Prep has been a lax bro juggernaut for the last decade, and this year's squad will no doubt live up to that illustrious combination of boys, booze, broads, and hardware. They are absolutely fucken loaded with commits and frat legends. Their two Dmids Christian “Obese Women” Logrande (Quinnipiac) and Graham “Elf Bar” Coakley (Colgate) will push transition and then fuck your bitch. Deal with it. Beowulf Clifford (Colgate) has arguably the best chop in the game and Jagger Zemachson is the greatest Jewish person to touch a twig. Asa Ravenell (Swarthmore) is going to a school with an acceptance rate of 7% and is dumb as fuck. Nolan Sabel (Villanova) is a fan favorite among the women and the second coming of Mikey Powell. He and Joe Delmauro (Utah) will be going rack to rizzy every time they touch the rock down on attack. Midfielders like Charlie Killen (High Point), Joey Oakes, Clark Rich (Lehigh), and Asher Ziv (Yale) are going to be rolling ass and banging conch all seaz. Goalie Connor Keegan is the biggest legendary sender on this team, as he was once committed to Lafayette, until he got a personal phone call from the Tennessee Pike rush chair and told Pat Myers, “Your good bro, save your fucking breath”. All in all, this team is going to get it done on and off the field this year, so don’t be surprised if they win the chip and then add 13 little pirates to the population.
Grit: 8.7/10
Commits: 9.2/10
Sendyness: 6.9/10
Potential: 10/10
Sty: 7.3/10
Overall Score: 92/100
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