Centennial Top 5
Their are some beauties in the centennial and they often come in 2nd to the Nescac for being the best conference in D3 lax. Honestly, I’d say that the best conferences in D3 lax are the ‘Cac, the Centennial and the ODAC, really in no particular order because so many stallions get recruited to schools in all 3 if we’re being objective here. The centennial is a gritty conference full of guys who decided that they didn’t want to freeze their ass off in New England while trying to fuck liberal chicks for warmth, and some of these schools can and have won it all, while others have seen less success, and are still stuck with ugly women.
Dickinson
Dickinson retains a ton of talent and is likely to have a 4 peats as the centennial conference champs. Matt Thurston is a forklift who can straight up DELETE lines when he goes skiing and Owen Porter was running two mans with recent grad Skyler Schluter in sorority row after fall ball. Ethan Ackerman started up on amphetamines, and has also been dabbling with the lot lizards behind the local AMC, and that combination will make him a disruptive presence in the middle of the field. Dave Webster is setting a high standard for this gritty squad of centennial studs, and these guys are ready to drag their sack over the rest of the conference.
Gettysburg
Peter Toner is cooking something great down in Gettysburg, and the boys are some of the toughest guys in the conference year in and year out. Just like Williams, these guys also have a good group of guys from NJ who crush the box of italian chicks with dyed blonde hair and fake tits. Jack Dunleavy's game has matured, and they have a high ceiling offense with many guys looking to step up and ball out. Frank Barbera is a beast on the defensive side of the field and I heard he has been getting the rest of the D experimenting with PCP so they lay more plywood on the opposing attackman.
Swarthmore
These guys actually had a good season last year, but unfortunately choked against Salisbury. They lose a lot of production but keep Michael Hardiman, Rex Mabbs and Clay Almgren. They have some solid defensive talent as well, but should be looking to ball out. Unfortunately, there aren’t a lot of pussy slayers on this team because they’re spending too much time getting anally gaped by the sheer amount of schoolwork they have to do. Should’ve gone to Trinity smh.
Muhlenberg
There's a stereotype that mules might be sterile, but some of the guys on this team had so many pregnancy scares that might not always be the case. The muhlenberg mules graduate some offensive talent, but they keep Jack Bill who had 40 genos and 4 apples, and also keep Daniel Friedel and Chase Kusko. These guys are all sophomores now and have breakout potential to carry the offense. They have a young and fairly inexperienced crew of goalies however.
Ursinus
Unlike the Nescac, the dropoff in quality of lacrosse for the centennial occurs pretty rapidly. Ursinus isn’t the best team by any stretch and honestly I don’t really see their season going past april unless they put PED’s in the water. They have a young offense, but their most productive guy only had 41 points. My son Ford Blumpkinton VII put up double those numbers in middle school ball. They also have a freshman goalie who looks poised to start and other than that, I don’t have super high hopes for the bears.
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