Unfortunately, I write to you all with solemn news. Although Trump is going to dramatically improve the Nescac, and they/thems are pretty much going extinct by the end of this year, the liberal agenda still finds a way to strike back when we are at our highest.
In a sickening scorched earth policy, Kamala Hairy-ass and Nancy Pelosi are trying to show the world the cost of a Red victory and remove varsity lacrosse from Montclair State University in favor of women’s fag football. This is a complete travesty and quite frankly a slap in the face to any true American. Montclair State University has been one of the top D3 schools in New Jersey, and some of the top interns at my firm have graduated from there.
The Red Hawks have historically dominated the skyline conference from 2009-2017, and coming from New Jersey, they have as much grit as you can ask for. The boys are nails on and off the field. Wintertime, you’d find them tearing it up in SoHo bars, and summertime, you’d see them wheeling smokeshows on the Jersey Shore. What the Montclair State athletic director has done is a great insult to the legacy of the school and these young men. Its one thing to enjoy the club lax life at a D1 school where a guy get a hat trick against University of Arkansas, booze with the team postgame and then fulfill their pledge duties for Pike on the same Saturday, and another to play club at a small school where wheeling and dealing is actually challenging.
Getting rid of the only sport you’d genuinely give a shit about, and the one that is the biggest draw at that school in favor of womens fag football is royally fucked up. My stomach hasn’t been this raunchy since I witnessed a cartel beheading after I bought some blow from Armando back in Cabo. The only womens football that is somewhat watchable is the X league, but even then, there are a million better things I could do with my time, including wheel birds organically.
What's more is that they are also getting rid of women's lacrosse. And I know I might seem biased, being a former lacrosse player and all but objectively the hottest female athletes play lacrosse, soccer, and field hockey. And lacrosse is usually what the hottest of those three do. My wife Naomi played lacrosse at Northfield Mount Hermon, and my mistress Alyssa played at Hopkinton, and neither was an exception to that rule. Forget blonde rockets with biblical tits, or brunette smokeshows with perfect cabooses. Montclair State’s athletic administration and the radical left prefer the athletes representing their school looking like either Lizzo, Britney Griner or Megan Rapinoe.
The corrupt athletic administration of MSU has clearly been colluding with the DNC, and is a genuine disgrace to the state of New Jersey and the landscape of D3 sports as a whole. Hopefully we can help our boys (and girls) in Jersey out with the petition below . I’m sorry I can’t write with better news, but their is a petition below, and try as they might, they’ll never take away our freedom of speech.
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Ford Blumpkinton VI
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