Spectrum (Say My Name) (Calvin Harris Remix) - Florence + The Machine
The clear number one on the list is the unofficial decky anthem. Whether you've got a chick wheels up on your twin-size mattress or your putting nose to the fucken table in the local tavern, this tape has never once shied a brother wrong.
Wonderwall x Tremor - Cammy Allen
One of the rawest mixes in the game slots in at number 2 on the list. The transition is sure to send you straight to the fucken butterverse. If said track is in your warmup mix it is a telltale sign that you have an absolute utility shed of a team filled with buzzsaws, screwdrivers, and nail guns.
Vamos a La Playa - Loona
Song is so pure it will get you humming no matter what. My buddy Artemis passed the fuck out off his signature Molly x Advil x Opioid mocktail after the Ursinus run test. We thought we lost him until I played this shit and then Artemis and #EverySingleOneOfMyFuckenBoys were fucken jumping.
Blasé (Louis the Child remix) - Jack Green
The anthem for #WealthyWhiteMen is docked at the fourth spot. Whether you're blacking out on your uncle's yacht or your motorboating some #biblical tits you can feel this song pulsing through your body.
Girl Gone Wild (Avicii Remix) -Madonna
This tune has triple threat potential where you can mix it, pregame to it, or run out of the fucken tunnel coked up to it. The song echoes the same feeling as tossing a 6 milly in the wizzy tooth canal.
Giving Me - Jazzy
The silkiest song on the list by far, reminiscent of a steez ass toe drag. First heard this song in the Baldwin Wallace lax house for alumni weekend when we were shooting the shit about lacrosse, good parking spots, and bad hookups.
Hey ya - Sweater Beats
The theme song for my buddy Leviticus who ran the fent scene at Chowan College for eons. A bit of an underground song but that doesn't mean it still hits harder than my pops in his beer league spinning off of a rhino pill and a bottle of henny.
Jammu (BL3R Festival Trap remix) - KSHMR
First heard this song as I was spoon-feeding the boys key bumps through their #SteezAssPro7’s at Lake Placid. We still rolled the comp in the C division and then tore up the dope-ass discount bin.
Take Me (Not Your Dope Remix) - JiKay
Hearing this song makes me reminisce over the time our coach at Onondaga CC told us we were gonna stop practicing in the gravel parking lot and were getting moved to the baseball outfield. That is #RealAssLove, wish coach “Tits” was still with us to bump this banger.
Split x Love Lockdown - Nick Charas
One of the all-time butter mashups is rounding off the top 10. When all the boys were xanaxed out of their minds and trying to learn how to stop my #RockerStep in the lobby of a Motel 6 in Ocean City Maryland, this song was bumping through my sty as shit Beats by Diddy.
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